Anyway, best of luck for the season.

And Plan B? I think my head is starting to hurt. Folan wakes up one morning and has become a scoring machine? Geovanni and Dawson manage to score on every single free kick they take (which still might not be enough!)? Yikes, don’t want to think about it.

Will have something on the Hearts match tomm, being lazy at the moment.

“Fraizer’s future is here,” said the United boss.

“We do not have any strikers apart from Wayne Rooney and Carlos Tevez and Frazier plays in that area.

“He took his goal really well and that won’t do him any harm.

“He is a progressive young player. He is quick and determined and he can do very well in the game.”

Ah well !! Move on. A proven striker must be a priority now. We cant defend for 90 mins every game and survive. We need goals too. Anybody got any ideas ?

Fulham on TV today are offering David Healey, but not sure about him. Kevin Davies at Bolton would be a useful player. But he never gets more than 10 goals a season, and Megson and the fans want him to stay – Hulls offer already rejected but KD is big friend of our ex-Bolton Sir PB – they share a racehorse (not sure that last bit sounds right !)Stoke are chasing a quality striker from Spain at £8m – hijack that !!

Have we got a plan B ?

In terms of Mr. Mendy I am keeping the faith as you say, because dead right; he has the experience, the class and lets face it, sometimes we just have one of those days. We’ll be happy to have him against the big boys, and the younger lads can look to him and Boa in the crucial moments.

Anthony Gardner from Spurs will also provide some depth at the back.

Now keep those fingers crossed Sir Alex realizes Frazier Campbell could do with 25-30 matches in the Prem rather then reserve team matches with United!